Mike Hasson is the owner, the Chief Muckety Muck, Head Honcho, Captain of Industry, Big Businessman, Grand Pubah, and all around Really Important Guy.
Also, he takes the trash out to the dumpster on Fridays, and he bakes pies for the office every other Monday.
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Chris Metzger is our webmaster extraordinairre and IT expert. Don't piss him off. He'll hack into your bank account and leave you penniless. Like the sly leer in the photo? He thinks it's sexy. It's not.
|Aryn Everts, agentDon't make Aryn mad. You wouldn't like her when she's mad. Actually, none of us have ever seen her mad. She is always happy. We think she might be drinking. || || |
Caricature by Sean Gardner
| ||Candace Cooper, agentWith one foot firmly ensconced in the world of drama and art, Candace boldly puts her other foot into the world of booking talent. An Oscar is definitely not out of reach. Talk to her now, while she's still speaking to us little people. || |
| ||Kacie Norton, agentKacie is a fiery redhead, and she handles motherhood and dog ownership with aplomb. Whatever you need, she'll get 'er done. || |
| ||Terra Harding, agentTerra is the newest and youngest member of our staff. Be not deceived by that innocent grin; she is tough. Don't treat her with kid gloves...break her in hard! || |
| ||Lisa Romero, agentQuietly efficient at her job as a booking agent, Lisa is secretly a spy from Kazakhstan who has been planted in our midst to study, watch, learn…and wait for the uprising. || |
| ||Amanda Donlin, agentAmanda’s childhood dream was to become a professional matchbox car driver. Sadly, as she grew, she realized that she’d never become small enough to fit inside a matchbox car. Becoming an About Faces booking agent, was, lucky for us, her fallback dream. || |
| ||Kayleigh Hasson, writerKayleigh is convinced she's the smartest one in any room, even though she's twelve. And she might be right. She’s been helping to create and send out our monthly newsletter since August of 2012. || |
| ||Matt Berry, Web UpdaterMatt is the office ghost. Never there but always working. He is the one making all the updates to the website so if you want to be listed on the site, let Mike know and he will use his Sixth Sense to get the info to Matt. || |
| ||Benny, office dogBenny is a seasoned, veteran agent, and is in charge of training new agents and eating cardboard. He does not put his nose in trash cans. He does not. || |
Pam Hasson, uncertified private accountant
Beautiful Pam Hasson handles the books. She cashes the client's checks, and, just as quickly, sends out checks to the performers. Emergency calls on the weekend get routed directly to her, and then she yells at Mike, her husband. So don't make any emergency calls.
| ||These are Pam and Mike's little girls, Maddie, Kayleigh and Audrey. Maddie is a budding caricature artist. Kayleigh is about ready to take over the business. And Audrey is planning on becoming a clown (she practices a lot). Aren't they horribly, horribly cute? |