Mike Hasson is the owner, the Chief Muckety Muck, Head Honcho, Captain of Industry, Big Businessman, Grand Pubah, and all around Really Important Guy.
Also, he takes the trash out to the dumpster on Fridays, and he picks up poop after the office dog.
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Chris Metzger is our webmaster extraordinairre and IT expert. Don't piss him off. He'll hack into your bank account and leave you penniless. Like the sly leer in the photo? He thinks it's sexy. It's not.
|Aryn Everts, agentDon't make Aryn mad. You wouldn't like her when she's mad. Actually, none of us have ever seen her mad. She is always happy. We think she might be drinking. || || |
Caricature by Sean G
| ||Candace Cooper, agentWith one foot firmly ensconced in the world of drama and art, Candace boldly puts her other foot into the world of booking talent. An Oscar is definitely not out of reach. Talk to her now, while she's still speaking to us little people. || |
| ||Kacie Norton, agentKacie is a fiery redhead, and she handles motherhood and dog ownership with equal aplomb. Whatever you need, she'll get 'er done. || |
| ||Terra Harding, agentTerra is the youngest member of our staff. Be not deceived by that innocent grin; she is tough. Don't treat her with kid gloves...break her in hard! || |
| ||Lisa Romero, agentRockin’ events all day every day, Lisa hones in her inner “Gene Simmons” spirit to book your events with diligence. || |
| ||Morgan Dailey, agentShe is a brand spankin' new agent, and bears a striking resemblance to a popular Jedi mentor. || |
| ||Wesley Niemann, agentEntertainment agent by day, princess by night, Wesley strikes a delicate balance between evil, sadistic queen, ever lusting after more power, and delicate, naïve maiden nestled amidst dwarves. || |
| ||Kayleigh Hasson, writerKayleigh is convinced she's the smartest one in any room, even though she's thirteen. And she might be right. She’s been helping to create and send out our monthly newsletter since August of 2012. || |
| ||Matt Berry, Web UpdaterMatt is the office ghost. Never there but always working. He is the one making all the updates to the website so if you want to be listed on the site, let Mike know and he will use his Sixth Sense to get the info to Matt. || |
| ||Benny, office dogBenny is a seasoned, veteran agent, and is in charge of training new agents and eating cardboard. He does not put his nose in trash cans. He does not. || |
Pam Hasson, uncertified private accountant
Beautiful Pam Hasson handles the books. She cashes the client's checks, and, just as quickly, sends out checks to the performers. Emergency calls on the weekend get routed directly to her, and then she yells at Mike, her husband. So don't make any emergency calls.
| ||These are Pam and Mike's little girls, Maddie, Kayleigh and Audrey. Maddie is a budding caricature artist. Kayleigh is about ready to take over the business. And Audrey is planning on becoming a clown (she practices a lot). Aren't they horribly, horribly cute? |