Mike Hasson is the owner, the Chief Muckety Muck, Head Honcho, Captain of Industry, Big Businessman, Grand Pubah, and all around Really Important Guy.
Also, he takes the trash out to the dumpster on Fridays, and he picks up poop after the office dog.
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| ||Candace Cooper, agentWith one foot firmly ensconced in the world of drama and art, Candace boldly puts her other foot into the world of booking talent. An Oscar is definitely not out of reach. Talk to her now, while she's still speaking to us little people. || |
| ||Jordyn Rothman, agentJordyn is actually only three years old, and spends hours applying makeup, donning prosthetics and attaching stilts before she comes to work each day, in order to appear more mature. As a result, she is deeply in tune with the youth of America. She sleeps with a teddy bear and the lights on. || |
Caricature by Mike Hasson
| ||Terra Harding, agentInterestingly, Terra holds the current Guinness World record for largest retractable toenails. She wears very expensive orthopedic shoes with holes in the toes to allow her nails to shoot out, Wolverine style, whenever she feels threatened. She is an extremely dangerous soccer player. || |
| ||Lisa Romero, agentRockin’ events all day every day, Lisa hones in her inner “Gene Simmons” spirit to book your events with diligence. || |
| ||Morgan Dailey, agentShe is a brand spankin' new agent, and bears a striking resemblance to a popular Jedi mentor. || |
| ||Jamey McElroy, agentHe models his every action after the immortal Ron Burgundy and lives for the day when he, too, will be able to sport a dreamy Burt Reynoldsesque 80s stache. || |
| ||Kayleigh Hasson, writerKayleigh is convinced she's the smartest one in any room, even though she's fourteen. And she might be right. She’s been helping to create and send out our monthly newsletter since August of 2012. || |
| ||Kacie Norton, WebsticklerKacie makes magic happen on the web, creating and maintaining our performer listings. She was recently voted 'Most Likely to Give Treats' by the dog's association of About Faces Entertainment. || |
| ||Benny, office dogBenny is a seasoned, veteran agent, and is in charge of training new agents and eating cardboard. He does not put his nose in trash cans. He does not. || |
Pam Hasson, uncertified private accountant
Beautiful Pam Hasson handles the books. She cashes the client's checks, and, just as quickly, sends out checks to the performers. Emergency calls on the weekend get routed directly to her, and then she yells at Mike, her husband. So don't make any emergency calls.