Mike Hasson is the owner, the Chief Muckety Muck, Head Honcho, Captain of Industry, Big Businessman, Grand Pubah, and all around Really Important Guy. Also, he takes the trash out to the dumpster on Fridays, and he bakes pies for the office every other Monday. | | | | Chris Metzger is our webmaster extraordinairre and IT expert. Don't piss him off. He'll hack into your bank account and leave you penniless. Like the sly leer in the photo? He thinks it's sexy. It's not. | | | Don't make Aryn mad. You wouldn't like her when she's mad. Actually, none of us have ever seen her mad. She is always happy. We think she might be drinking. |  |  |  | With one foot firmly ensconced in the world of drama and art, Candace boldly puts her other foot into the world of booking talent. An Oscar is definitely not out of reach. Talk to her now, while she's still speaking to us little people. |  | | Self assured, a confident smile usually graces Matthew's face. (We have no idea what he's smiling about, and frankly, we're a little worried). He'd rather be out playing hockey, but while he's in the office, he'll take care of you. |  | |  | Her sweet demeanor and charming phone voice belies a dark and disturbing past, riddled with candy wrappers and discarded stuffed animals. Mandi is a deep one. | | | Trained by the military , rimrod straight and grimly serious, Justin will get the job done. God help him in our henhouse of an office. |  | |  | Dreams of stardom on broadway dance through Vanessa's head and keep a smile on her face throughout the workday. |  | | Kacie is a fiery redhead, and she handles motherhood and dog ownership with aplomb. Whatever you need, she'll get 'er done. |  | |  | Benny is the newest addition to our team. He's a rookie, yet, but we expect him to become an excellent agent, one day. | | Beautiful Pam Hasson handles the books. She cashes the client's checks, and, just as quickly, sends out checks to the performers. Emergency calls on the weekend get routed directly to her, and then she yells at Mike, her husband. So don't make any emergency calls. | | | | These are Pam and Mike's little girls, Maddie, Kayleigh and Audrey. Maddie is a budding caricature artist. Kayleigh is about ready to take over the business. And Audrey is planning on becoming a clown (she practices a lot). Aren't they horribly, horribly cute? |  | |
