 | Mike Hasson, owner, chief muckety muck, head honcho, captain of industry, big businessman, grand pubah, and all around Really Important Guy.
Just ask him. He'll tell you. |  |  | Dana Woodson, Booking Agent, Online Presence Mistress Obsessed with Henry Winkler's portrayal of The Fonz on Happy Days, Dana frequently stops, midconversation, to stare you in the eyes and, leaning back with two thumbs up, utters the iconic, "Ayyyyyyy!" |  
Caricature by Emily A |  | Abby Clark, Booking Agent, Invoicing Queen
She wears a wry sardonic smile on the outside, but inside...she's cackling hysterically because ever since the episode with the bunnies and the ketchup, she's been a bit mentally unglued. | 
Caricature by Emily A
|  | Jamey McElroy, Supervisor, Resident IT Wizard, Booking Agent He models his every action after the immortal Ron Burgundy and lives for the day when he, too, will be able to sport a dreamy Burt Reynoldsesque 80s stache. | Caricature by Mike Hasson |  | Emily Hasselman, Team Leader, Confirmations Maven, Booking Agent Voted by her college classmates 'most likely to fit an entire cheese puff in one nostril,' Emily makes every effort to exceed expectations. (She's working on fitting two cheese puffs in there). | 
Caricature by Emily A |  | Rockell Jackson, Event Sheets Queen, Booking Agent Born on the third moon of Jupiter, Rockell's mutant powers enable her to leap small dogs in a single bound. She also takes a very imposing profile picture. | 
Caricature by Emily A |  | Steven Isaac, Booking Agent Steve's claim to fame is his dramatic light saber duel in the bar scene in The Empire Strikes Back...which he shot himself, using his phone, and spliced into his home DVD copy of the movie. |  
Caricature by Mike Hasson |   | Audrey Hasson, writer Audrey looks like she's an adorable 14 year old, but in reality, she's a bitter, twisted old man, masquerading as a ghost to scare meddling kids, and perfecting his plans to take over the tri-state area for evil. Until that is complete, she writes our monthly company newsletter. | |  | Benny, Office Dog Benny is a seasoned, veteran agent, and is in charge of training new agents and eating cardboard. He does not put his nose in trash cans. He does not. |  |  | Pam Hasson, Uncertified Private Accountant Beautiful Pam Hasson handles the books. She cashes our client's checks, and, just as quickly, sends out checks to the performers. Emergency calls on the weekend get routed directly to her, and then she yells at Mike, her husband. So don't make any emergency calls. | 
Caricature by Mike Hasson |  | These are Pam and Mike's little girls, Maddie, Kayleigh and Audrey. Maddie is a budding caricature artist. Kayleigh is about ready to take over the business. And Audrey is planning on becoming a clown (she practices a lot). Aren't they horribly, horribly cute? | | | | | |
| | | | Mike Hasson, Owner | [email protected] | | Jamey McElroy, Supervisor, Agent | [email protected] | | Abby Clark, Agent | [email protected] | | Emily Hasselman, Team Leader, Confirmations Manager, Agent | [email protected] | | Dana Woodson, Online Presence Mistress, Agent | [email protected] | | Rockell Jackson, Event Sheet Queen, Agent | [email protected] | | Audrey Hasson, Writer | [email protected] | | Pam Hasson, Uncertified Public Accountant | [email protected] | | | |
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