 | Mike Hasson, owner, chief muckety muck, head honcho, captain of industry, big businessman, grand pubah, and all around Really Important Guy.
Just ask him. He'll tell you. |  |  | Emily Hasselman, Team Leader, Booking Agent Voted by her college classmates 'most likely to fit an entire cheese puff in one nostril,' Emily makes every effort to exceed expectations. (She's working on fitting two cheese puffs in there). | 
Caricature by Emily A |  | Dana Hauprich, Booking Agent She may look cheerful on the outside, but inside, Dana is also cheerful. Frighteningly so. We keep children and sharp objects away from her. |  |  | Jasmine Kwok, Newsletter Editor Buried alive by a wild band of marauding kangaroo rats, Jasmine clawed her way through two inches of loose sand to safety. In the moments of clarity that followed, she finally found her true purpose in life she had been seeking for years. Sadly, she promptly forgot it. | |  | Benny, Office Dog Benny is a seasoned, veteran agent, and is in charge of training new agents and eating cardboard. He does not put his nose in trash cans. He does not. |  |  | Pam Hasson, Uncertified Private Accountant Beautiful Pam Hasson handles the books. She cashes our client's checks, and, just as quickly, sends out checks to the performers. Emergency calls on the weekend get routed directly to her, and then she yells at Mike, her husband. So don't make any emergency calls. | 
Caricature by Mike Hasson |  | These are Pam and Mike's little girls, Maddie, Kayleigh and Audrey. Maddie is considering a surgical career but spends a lot of time perfecting her eyebrows. Kayleigh is in college to go to parties and maybe study law. And Audrey is planning on becoming a small business owner...but definitely not of About Faces. Aren't they horribly, horribly cute? | |  | Chris Whetzel, Database Developer
No developers have challenged him and survived. There can be only one! | |
| | | | Mike Hasson, Owner and Chief Dog Walker | mike@aboutfacesentertainment.com | | Emily Hasselman, Team Leader, Agent | emily@aboutfacesentertainment.com | | Dana Hauprich, Booking Agent | dana@aboutfacesentertainment.com | | Jasmine Kwok, Newsletter Editor | newsletter@aboutfacesentertainment.com | | Pam Hasson, Uncertified Public Accountant | pam@aboutfacesentertainment.com | | | |
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