 | Mike Hasson, owner, chief muckety muck, head honcho, captain of industry, big businessman, grand pubah, and all around Really Important Guy.
Just ask him. He'll tell you. |  |  | Abby Clark, Booking Agent, Invoicing Queen
She wears a wry sardonic smile on the outside, but inside...she's cackling hysterically because ever since the episode with the bunnies and the ketchup, she's been a bit mentally unglued. | 
Caricature by Mike Hasson
|  | Jamey McElroy, Supervisor, Resident IT Wizard, Booking Agent
He models his every action after the immortal Ron Burgundy and lives for the day when he, too, will be able to sport a dreamy Burt Reynoldsesque 80s stache.
| Caricature by Mike Hasson |  | Emily Hasselman, Team Leader, Booking Agent Voted by her college classmates 'most likely to fit an entire cheese puff in one nostril,' Emily makes every effort to exceed expectations. (She's working on fitting two cheese puffs in there). | 
Caricature by Emily A |  | | |  | Samm Fenton, Webstickler Samm once won a ping pong tournament using only a spork for a paddle...duct taped to her nose. Coincidentally, she also has mad Atari Pong skills. | 
Caricature by Mike Hasson |  | Taylor Fischer, Mistress of all Online Presence, Booking Agent In the wake of her recent triumphant return from a elephant jousting tournament in Sri Lanka, Taylor is wont to randomly introduce the word 'picaddilo' into every conversation. | 
Caricature by Mike Hasson |   | Audrey Hasson, Newsletter Editor Undaunted by naysayers and the mocking of passersby, Audrey remains steadfast and stridently vocal in her quest to teach Benny the Office dog to play a didgeridoo. | |  | Benny, Office Dog Benny is a seasoned, veteran agent, and is in charge of training new agents and eating cardboard. He does not put his nose in trash cans. He does not. |  |  | Pam Hasson, Uncertified Private Accountant Beautiful Pam Hasson handles the books. She cashes our client's checks, and, just as quickly, sends out checks to the performers. Emergency calls on the weekend get routed directly to her, and then she yells at Mike, her husband. So don't make any emergency calls. | 
Caricature by Mike Hasson |  | These are Pam and Mike's little girls, Maddie, Kayleigh and Audrey. Maddie is considering a surgical career but spends a lot of time perfecting her eyebrows. Kayleigh is in college to go to parties and maybe study law. And Audrey is planning on becoming a small business owner...but definitely not of About Faces. Aren't they horribly, horribly cute? | |  | Chris Whetzel, Database Developer
No developers have challenged him and survived. There can be only one! | |
| | | | Mike Hasson, Owner and Chief Dog Walker | [email protected] | | Jamey McElroy, Supervisor, Agent | [email protected] | | Abby Clark, Invoicing Queen, Agent | [email protected] | | Emily Hasselman, Team Leader, Agent | [email protected] | | Taylor Fischer, Event Sheet Conqueror, Agent | [email protected] | | Zach Williams, Agent | [email protected] | | Kayleigh Hasson, Newsletter Editor | [email protected] | | Pam Hasson, Uncertified Public Accountant | [email protected] | | | |
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